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The indigenous natives of North America had a word for the land before the Europeans arrived: 'Theirs'.

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Today's selection runs in the 4:25 at Brighton. Its name is Tyrannical. Lay it to lose if the odds are less than or equal to 9/4.

As usual, I will post the results after the races.

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Today's selection runs in the 4:25 at Brighton. Its name is Tyrannical. Lay it to lose if the odds are less than or equal to 9/4.

As usual, I will post the results after the races.

... and Tyrannical gets sent off the 2/1 favourite and so was a bet - which was just as well since our selection came nowhere and we collected.

Here's the stats:

Number of Tips: 58
Number of No Bets: 36

Winning Bets: 16
Losing Bets: 6

Strike Rate: 72.70%

Profit/Loss: £1.09

Return on Investment: 4.95%

It's still early days with the system.

On the morrow, malchicks.

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A woman decides to take off her clothes and was about to walk into church when the priest said, "You can't come into my church in that state of undress".

"But I've got a divine right" said the woman.

"You also have a divine left" said the priest, "but you are still not coming into my church in that state of undress".

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There are no selections today.

On the morrow, malchicks.

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Georgey Porgey pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too
He's funny that way.

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There are no selections today.

On the morrow, malchicks

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Son: "Dad, I'm not a virgin anymore".

Father: "Come and sit down and tell me all about it".

Son: "I can't. My ass still hurts".

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There are no selections today.

On the morrow, malchicks

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Notice: Today's Mind, Body and Spirit event has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper read: “PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. “

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read: “BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.” This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

“NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. “

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: “NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.”

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: “NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.”

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and can even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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There are no selections today.

On the morrow, malchicks

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It is said that one in every five people is Chinese.

Well, in my family, there are five people: my two brothers Trevor and Hang Bon Jin, my mother, my father and myself. Therefore, one of us must be Chinese.

Personally, I think that it’s Trevor.

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There are no selections today.

On the morrow, malchicks.