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There were no selections yesterday.

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Today's selection is Dusty Blue which runs in the 6:20 Chepstow. Lay it if the odds close to the off are 3/1 or less.

As usual, I will post the results after the race.

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Today's selection is Dusty Blue which runs in the 6:20 Chepstow. Lay it if the odds close to the off are 3/1 or less.

As usual, I will post the results after the race.

... and Dusty Blue is withdrawn and so is a no-bet.

Here's the stats:

Number of Tips: 68
Number of No Bets: 44

Winning Bets: 18
Losing Bets: 6

Strike Rate: 75.00%

Profit/Loss: £1.46

Return on Investment: 6.08%

The above is based on a £1 stake and 5% commission.

It's still early days with the system.

On the morrow, malchicks.

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What’s Donald Trump and a bottle of beer got in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.

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There are no selections today.

On the morrow, malchicks.

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Staff Nurse: Nurse Jones, please prick the boil of Mr Smith and then disinfect it and put a plaster on.

Five minutes later Mr Smith was screaming at the top of his voice.

Staff Nurse: Nurse Jones, whatever are you doing?

Nurse Jones: Sorry Staff Nurse, I got confused.

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Today's selection is Blackwater Bridge which runs in the 6:55 race at Sligo today. If the odds are less than or equal to 7/2 then lay it to lose. Otherwise, give it a wide berth.

As usual, I will post the results after the race.

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Today's selection is Blackwater Bridge which runs in the 6:55 race at Sligo today. If the odds are less than or equal to 7/2 then lay it to lose. Otherwise, give it a wide berth.

As usual, I will post the results after the race.

... And Blackwater Ridge drifts out to 6/1 and is therefore a no bet, which is a great pity because it didn't even place.

Here's the stats:

Number of Tips: 69
Number of No Bets: 45

Winning Bets: 18
Losing Bets: 6

Strike Rate: 75.00%

Profit/Loss: £1.46

Return on Investment: 6.08%

The above is based on a £1 stake and 5% commission.

It's still early days with the system.

On the morrow, malchicks.

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A cowboy walked into town with no clothes on. One of his friends said, “How come you ain’t got no clothes on?”.

The cowboy said “There I was a mindin’ my own business and a ridin’ my horse along the North Ridge on the South side of town when a gal bush-whacked me. She took all of her clothes off and pulled a gun on me. Then she told me to get off my horse. Then, she told me to take my clothes off too. Then she told me “to go to town”. And here I am.

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There are three selections today.

The first is Minminwin. It runs in the 2:45 at Wolverhampton. Lay it to lose if the odds are 7/2 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

The second is Any Guest. It runs in the 6:10 at Wetherby. Lay it to lose if the odds are 6/1 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

The third is Moccasin. It runs in the 7:15 at Wetherby. Lay it to lose if the odds are 10/1 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

As usual, I will post the results after the races have been run.

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There are three selections today.

The first is Minminwin. It runs in the 2:45 at Wolverhampton. Lay it to lose if the odds are 7/2 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

The second is Any Guest. It runs in the 6:10 at Wetherby. Lay it to lose if the odds are 6/1 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

The third is Moccasin. It runs in the 7:15 at Wetherby. Lay it to lose if the odds are 10/1 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

As usual, I will post the results after the races have been run.

...And Minminwin gets sent off the 11/8 favourite and so was a bet because it was below our max odds of 7/2. Fortunately, it only came 3rd, we won our bet and collected.

...And Any Guest gets sent off at 11/2 and so was a bet because it was below our max odds of 6/1. Fortunately, it didn’t even place, we won our bet and collected.

...And Moccasin gets sent off at 10/1 and so was a bet because it was at our max odds of 10/1. Fortunately, it didn’t even place, we won our bet and collected.

Here's the stats:

Number of Tips: 72
Number of No Bets: 45

Winning Bets: 21
Losing Bets: 6

Strike Rate: 77.78%

Profit/Loss: £2.30

Return on Investment: 8.52%

The above is based on a £1 stake and 5% commission.

It's still early days with the system.

On the morrow, malchicks.

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I may not be in hell - but I can see it from here.

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A husband and wife were wandering around a zoo when a gorilla in a cage grabbed the wife, pulled her into the cage and started to sexually molest her.

Wife (screaming to husband): “What shall I do?”

Husband: “Tell him what you tell me most nights – that you have a headache.”

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There's only one selection today. It runs in the 5:35 at Lingfield. Lay Final Choice if the odds are 5/1 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

As usual, I will post the results after the races have been run.

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There's only one selection today. It runs in the 5:35 at Lingfield. Lay Final Choice if the odds are 5/1 or less. Otherwise, ignore it.

As usual, I will post the results after the races have been run.

...And Final Choice gets sent off the 3/1 2nd favourite and so was a bet because it was less than our 5/1 max. Fortunately, it didn’t even place, we won our bet and collected.

Here's the stats:

Number of Tips: 73
Number of No Bets: 45

Winning Bets: 22
Losing Bets: 6

Strike Rate: 78.57%

Profit/Loss: £2.58

Return on Investment: 9.21%

The above is based on a £1 stake and 5% commission.

It's still early days with the system.

On the morrow, malchicks.

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Old Transvestite saying: Eat, drink and be Mary.