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[Stephynbouby]

There is one selection today. It runs in the 8:25 at Tipperary. The horse is called Kinnitty Castle. Lay it to lose if the odds, close to the off, are 6/1 or less.

[Stephynbouby]

...And Kinnitty Castle gets sent off the 11/2 2nd favourite and so was a bet because it was less than our 6/1 max odds. Fortunately, it didn’t even place, we won our bet and collected.

Here's the stats:

Number of Tips: 74
Number of No Bets: 45

Winning Bets: 23
Losing Bets: 6

Strike Rate: 79.31%

Profit/Loss: £2.72

Return on Investment: 9.38%

The above is based on a £1 stake and 5% commission.

It's still early days with the system.

[Stephynbouby]

It was during World War I in the trenches.

The British found out that a lot of the German soldiers were called Hans.

Every now and then, a British soldier would shout "Hey, Hans".

Hans would pop his head up and shout "Ja" to determine who was calling out his name.

A British sniper would then take aim and shoot yet another Hans between the eyes. The German casualty list grew ever longer.

When the Germans figured out what was happening, they decided to retaliate. They found out that the most common name in the British arm was Tommy.

Every now and then, a German soldier would shout "Hey, Tommy". There was no answer.

Once again, a German soldier would shout "Hey, Tommy". Again, there was no answer.

Once again, a German soldier would shout "Hey, Tommy". Back came the answer "Is that you Hans?"

Hans would then pop his head up and shout "Ja" to determine who was calling out his name ...

[Stephynbouby]

There is one selection today. It runs in the 6:50 at Worcester. The horse is called Next Sensation. Lay it to lose if the odds, close to the off, are 11/2 or less.

[Stephynbouby]

There is one selection today. It runs in the 6:50 at Worcester. The horse is called Next Sensation. Lay it to lose if the odds, close to the off, are 11/2 or less.

...And next Sensation gets sent off at 11/2 and so was a bet because it was equal to our 11/2 max odds. Fortunately, it didn’t even place, we won our bet and collected.

Here's the stats:

Number of Tips: 75
Number of No Bets: 45

Winning Bets: 24
Losing Bets: 6

Strike Rate: 80.00%

Profit/Loss: £2.86

Return on Investment: 9.53%

The above is based on a £1 stake and 5% commission.

It's still early days with the system.

[Stephynbouby]

Many years ago, a white man landed on a remote island.

In the distance, he saw a native who shouted "Land Mine".

Back in those days, the white man didn't care who's territory he violated and so ignored the native, but set the safety catch of his gun to off.

The white man got out of the boat and stepped on the beach.

Again, the native shouted "Land Mine" but this time even louder.

The white man started to take aim at the native and took some more steps up the beach.

Again, the native shouted "Land Mine" but this time even louder than before.

Again, unperturbed, the white man took a few more steps up the beach.

Suddenly, there was a "click" underneath the foot of the white man. Then there was an almighty explosion. The white man's body was hurled several feet into the air and what was left landed several seconds later on the sand.

The native shook his head and quietly said, "landmine".

[Stephynbouby]

I'm suspending this thread as of today.

It's not because of any pressure from anyone. It's because I have chosen to.

I have proven that a properly run system run in a disciplined way can be made to yield a profit.

Also, I have no need to turn anyone into a gambler - that's not the aim of this thread - nor was it ever.

[RandallSes]

Hi I loved a bet before you started and I will love a bet after you stop but I did like your insight into working a system.Ta

[Stephynbouby]

Hi I loved a bet before you started and I will love a bet after you stop but I did like your insight into working a system.Ta

Sean

PM me and send me your email. I've written a book on the subject. I'll send you a complimentary copy.

It will tell you all you need to know about having a flutter on a horse.

[Stephynbouby]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?

[Stephynbouby]

Sean

If you don't want to do that, then please ask me specific and direct questions and I'll do my best to answer them.

[Stephynbouby]

1st Man: Sir, how dare you fart before my wife.

2nd Man: I’m extremely sorry. I didn’t realise that it was her turn.

[Stephynbouby]

Christian: Doctor, it’s about my brain.

Doctor: Yes, can I help you?

Christian: Yes, I want one.

[Stephynbouby]

When I was a young boy, I was caught climbing over Accrington Stanley's barriers of their football ground.

The bl00dy stewards made me climb back in.

[RandallSes]

Not funny when your a Aston Villa fan